crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

(via happinessishardtofind)

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

(via zarry)

(Source: yamilovesharry, via co-queta)

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

(via co-queta)

condorn:

Is your name candle?
Bc I wanna blow you

(via malikmydick)

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

(via lizziefaguire)

  • Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

h0odrich:

*spends a half hour picking clothes to hang out with someone who’s gonna wind up taking them off of me anyway*

freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

(via zarry)

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

(via jesuschristvevo)