Too-da-loo

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:23:20 -0400

"My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude."

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:45:18 -0400

“My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.”

- Warsan Shire. (via ziegfeld-girl)

girlveins: i fall in love with someone every day

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:44:05 -0400

girlveins:

i fall in love with someone every day

tltty: “money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i...

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:15:54 -0400

tltty:

“money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i was rich

School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:35:46 -0400

School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick

fact: when a boy wears a beanie i want 2 make out with him approximately 700% more

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:34:42 -0400

fact: when a boy wears a beanie i want 2 make out with him approximately 700% more

ostracizedpoodle: wanna make your girl feel special? sacrifice her

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:34:22 -0400

ostracizedpoodle:

wanna make your girl feel special? sacrifice her

mirror: yes

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:32:52 -0400

mirror: yes
camera: no

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Fri, 24 May 2013 23:19:54 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 23:19:30 -0400

jesuschristvevo: drinks vodka from a sippy cup

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:59:44 -0400

jesuschristvevo:

*drinks vodka from a sippy cup*

catswithbenefits: the only point of a middle name is to let you know when you’re in deep shit

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:44:56 -0400

catswithbenefits:

the only point of a middle name is to let you know when you’re in deep shit

wellslargo: Little red riding hood was dumb as shit how do you mistake a wolf for your grand...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:43:14 -0400

wellslargo:

Little red riding hood was dumb as shit how do you mistake a wolf for your grand mother?

partybarackisinthehousetonight: aren’t we all just Toys in this Story we call life

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:40:20 -0400

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

aren’t we all just Toys in this Story we call life

zackisontumblr: that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:38:57 -0400

zackisontumblr:

that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood

did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:38:04 -0400

did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass

drunktrophywife: if you don’t think i’m cute that’s your problem not mine

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:36:47 -0400

drunktrophywife:

if you don’t think i’m cute that’s your problem not mine

odolnost: if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:34:28 -0400

odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

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Fri, 24 May 2013 13:54:52 -0400

tempoes: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:43:04 -0400

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold